bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry)

(Source: fauxpasdreams)

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: kurtzisa)

fake-mermaid:

a life without dogs is a life i would not want to live

(Source: exoticflava11)

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that

(Source: miamimami)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(Source: irwiggle)

(Source: wolverxne)